The fact that there are so many “saloons” speaks formidably to the unnavoidable effects of prayer, mainly none at all.

-FA

shitigotbanned:

“Lisa” is the most sickening Chick tract among all Chick tracts. It is so nasty that it was removed from the official website. Nonetheless, copies of it remain in the Internet.

A few lessons I’ve learned from this Christian comic book:

* If the wife is working and no longer has time for the family, the husband will become a pedophile and start raping his little daughter.

* If you find out about a child molester, you don’t tell police and child services about it. You talk to the child molester about Jesus! and everything will be alright.

* In fact, accepting Jesus instantly makes everything alright. Yee-haw!