hatefulatheist:

What a peaceful religion, who wouldn’t want it to all be true?

I have no doubt this illustration must have come from a Jehovah’s Witness publication.
-FA

From what I understand about the Rapture, which is set to occur in just a few days, all the good people are going to be lifted up into Heaven, as seen in this picture.

For those who aren’t already dead, things get problematic once you get a few miles up. I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna take the safe route and chain myself to the ground. YHWH has a pretty well-established history of killing people, and I can’t gamble that he’s not just going to fling a bunch of people into space, like He did with the dinosaurs.

(via OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality.)

Her attorney, Scott Skelton, said his client believes that the computerized fingerprinting, in which her fingerprints will be stored in a database, is the mark addressed in Revelation. The teacher does not believe that it is merely coincidence that Revelation says only those with the ‘mark on his forehead or on his hand’ will be able to buy or sell, since only those teachers who comply with fingerprinting requirements will keep their jobs, he said.

- Kids, can you spell I-N-S-A-N-E?