From what I understand about the Rapture,  which is set to occur in just a few days, all the good people are going to be lifted up into Heaven, as seen in  this picture.    For those who aren’t already dead, things get problematic once you get a  few miles up.  I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna take the safe  route and chain myself to the ground.  YHWH has a pretty  well-established history of killing people, and I can’t gamble that he’s  not just going to fling a bunch of people into space, like He did with the dinosaurs.
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From what I understand about the Rapture, which is set to occur in just a few days, all the good people are going to be lifted up into Heaven, as seen in this picture.

For those who aren’t already dead, things get problematic once you get a few miles up. I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna take the safe route and chain myself to the ground. YHWH has a pretty well-established history of killing people, and I can’t gamble that he’s not just going to fling a bunch of people into space, like He did with the dinosaurs.

(via OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality.)

  1. madampomfreyrn said: Back when I was in middle school the rapture was predicted, along with a giant earthquake. So I wrote my name and address on the back of my hand in permanent marker. Assuming that any person, or diety who found me, WOULD TAKE ME HOME.
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