From what I understand about the Rapture, which is set to occur in just a few days, all the good people are going to be lifted up into Heaven, as seen in this picture.
For those who aren’t already dead, things get problematic once you get a few miles up. I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna take the safe route and chain myself to the ground. YHWH has a pretty well-established history of killing people, and I can’t gamble that he’s not just going to fling a bunch of people into space, like He did with the dinosaurs.
(via OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality.)